"Christmas isn’t a holiday for you. It’s not a weekend off from work. It’s more than the day after Thanksgiving to the day before the New Year. Christmas is an all year round thing for you isn’t it, you jolly motherfucker. You’re probably the guy who drapes his entire house in lights. Hell, you’re probably the guy who keeps those same lights on his house the entire freaking year. But we need guys like you. Because guys like us put a stupid wreath on the door and call it a fucking day. It’s pitiful. This Ultra Cotton Tank Top is for you. You Jolly fuck, you.
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